🎶 You’re just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird. 🎶

You really can’t take insults from fools any more seriously than you’d take bird poop. Birds lack muscle control in their nether regions, so the poo falls out willy-nilly. In a similar way, fools lack control of their own mouths, and the bad ideas just fall out like bird poo.

I just realized Tori Amos is possibly describes abortion in her lyrics: “Sit in the chair and be good now,” And become all that they told you The white coats enter her room And I'm calling my baby, calling … She’s been everybody else’s girl. Maybe one day she’ll be her own. 💔

Who you gonna call?

Newborn babies already recognize their mother’s and father’s voice, because those are the voices they heard in utero, because they are fully human, aware, alive, and absolutely beautiful.

I’m out of wiper fluid, and had the bright idea of pouring cold bottled water down my windshield while the wipers were on, resulting in me and the inside of my driver’s side door getting completely drenched. I’m very awake now 😳

I just realized that one of my purse pockets is full of rocks my kids collected on our vacation back in August. I've literally been carrying around a bag of rocks.

They’re telling you who they care about, and it’s not kids, and it’s not families.

Happy harvest.

What kind of heresy is this? 🤔

We did not sing "The fruit of the Spirit's not a watermelon" for this to happen... 🍉🍉🍉🍉

“No Condemnation now I dread, Jesus, and all in Him, is mine. Alive in Him, my Living Head, And clothed in Righteousness Divine, Bold I approach th' eternal Throne, And claim the Crown through Christ my own!” ― Charles Wesley

It’s amazing how entitled many celebrities are. They virtue signal their politics and then act shocked and victimized when people disagree. They assume everyone thinks the way they do, and that it’s their right, as artists who have achieved a higher consciousness, to preach down

Child 1: You eat broccoli for breakfast! Child 2: Your MOM eats broccoli for breakfast! Me: Guys, I’m standing right here.

What do you call a mouse with no name? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Anonymouse 🐭

OMG you guys I just had the most horrifying experience. I was making my kids sandwiches and munching on brand new pastrami when I noticed white spots. I thought it was pepper and kept munching. Picked up another slice to see lots of spots and some were furry 😫🤢🤮 If I die,

As hard as it is to be my dad’s caregiver after his stroke, as exhausting as it is to handle his reduced mental capacity and need for my constant presence as his emotional support, I do cherish the sweet moments. The specialness of the father-daughter bond we lost for 25 years.💕

Question: Do Nacho Cheese Doritos pair better with Merlot or Cabernet Sauvignon?

Best reply so far.