The funniest thing about New York is everyone appears busy when they’re not (you’re never really interrupting anything meaningful)

I would like to see an eagle up close one day ok?? Happy 4th (it’s the 6th I know)

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

My wedding is everyone BYO to a park and we’ll all graze on some fresh cut grass under a full buck moon

Imagine having the time to do things the right way

Enough is one of the greatest films of our time!

I want to get back on here but it’s still so hard for me to tap the Twitter icon since it’s transformation into the Eastern European distressed jean

Your honor it was just a jooooooke

Lily made me delete my healthcare CEO tweet so here’s this one instead

I CANNOT FUCK w/ people who do NOT understand it's the PRINCIPLE of things. It's not what you did. It's how you did it

One of my 7 rings of hell would be Times Square NYE I think, probably an inner layer too like layer 3

New music? No thanks I’ll keep listening to Teen Dream for another 15 years.

You remember who supports you at your lowest. You always remember so fondly who your biggest cheerleaders are.

Full departure! I love this for me

Oh no coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with yall

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues

the night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off