i'm working late because i'm a software engineeeerr

i have two data science minions now…no one wants to work on managerial skills less than i do though…

the seinfeld episode “the couch” is so prescient. not only did it predict how roe v. wade will end but it also innovated the concept of “build your own pizza” restaurants

part of the new charli song reminds me of this unreleased 🤭

m.soundcloud.com/xcxbamboo2/cha…

yesterday i ran 7 miles which included a .6 mile stretch on 7% incline. it was an effective way to keep my frustrations at bay. this morning when i logged onto slack however...

i can’t find the original tweet but i ran into this dog again. he’s a 200+ lb newf named bond…james bond

i deeply admire anybody who is able to create visual art because it’s something i can’t do and have always tried :/ i want to put in the time one day

an environment where there’s not a lot of promotions to give (everybody’s at the terminal senior level) makes work life very pleasant

lakers are probably gonna get swept by nuggets huh 😕

my friends back home are obsessed with this 6’7” blonde fitness instructor at their gym. just looked at his insta, he has the funniest running form for a personal trainer and he likes to start the day with some jordan pe*erson. this is the best orange county has to offer…

i was in a meeting and somebody opened with 'sorry there's so much deadline pressure' and a manager responded 'that's why they pay me the big bucks,' which is something i say! so i should get a raise

sign #67 that seattle is a dud city: i was like 900th in the queue for charli tix

bought my charli xcx tickets

i can’t computer anymore. i need to be at a san diego beach eating burritos and sipping agua frescas.

this summer’s hottest accessory? definitely the apple watch tan

coming to you this summer…me dancing like camille grammer at a bar in greenpoint

Happy #EarthDay ! We live in a beautiful place, and transit helps keep it that way.

It's a great time to try transit, especially with the #2Line opening on Saturday! Learn more: soundtransit.org/discover2line