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Jenna von Oy

@jennavonoy

Actress, Author, Mom, & Professional Dispenser of Sarcasm.

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My three-year-old: ā€œMommy, I have broken hearts in my brain, because my crayon box is ripped.ā€ Who knew broken hearts could be repaired with a little bit of tape? If only!

My three-year-old: ā€œMommy, I have broken hearts in my brain, because my crayon box is ripped.ā€ Who knew broken hearts could be repaired with a little bit of tape? If only!
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ā€œHey Mom, I just had the best idea about what kind of night it could be! It can be a special, magical, fairy, unicorn night! Isn’t that the best night EVER?! Do we have any gold silverware we could use?ā€œ

ā€œHey Mom, I just had the best idea about what kind of night it could be! It can be a special, magical, fairy, unicorn night! Isn’t that the best night EVER?! Do we have any gold silverware we could use?ā€œ
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My 3-year-old: ā€œMommy, what’s an audition and how do you get in the TV?ā€ Otherwise known as: Questions I’m not ready to answer before I finish my second cup of coffee.

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My 3-year-old: ā€œI love autumn... that’s the fancy word for fall.ā€ Yes, Marlowe. Yes, it is. #MusingsByMarlowe

My 3-year-old: ā€œI love autumn... that’s the fancy word for fall.ā€ Yes, Marlowe. Yes, it is. #MusingsByMarlowe
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We talked to Jenna von Oy about the icy rivalry between Tonya Harding & Nancy Kerrigan. Stream The 1990s: Totally Scandalous now āž”ļø bit.ly/2PearTc

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I’m thankful for so many things... snuggling up for the @macys parade, the aroma of turkey filling the house, & a giant pot of coffee so I don’t slip into a food coma. Moreover, my heart is full from the family, love, & laughter that surround me. Happy Thanksgiving to you & yours

I’m thankful for so many things... snuggling up for the @macys parade, the aroma of turkey filling the house, & a giant pot of coffee so I don’t slip into a food coma. Moreover, my heart is full from the family, love, & laughter that surround me. Happy Thanksgiving to you & yours
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Sometimes the loss just keeps coming. Thank God love and memories remain. My seeet Mr. Boo, thank you for a decade of laughs and pug kisses. Go run with Bruiser and Mia, my beautiful buddy.

Sometimes the loss just keeps coming. Thank God love and memories remain. My seeet Mr. Boo, thank you for a decade of laughs and pug kisses. Go run with Bruiser and Mia, my beautiful buddy.
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ā€œMom, I’m sad. The beaver saw his shadow today & I don’t want more winter.ā€ Well kid, It’s a groundhog, not a beaver. He hasn’t emerged yet, so we don’t know if he’ll see his shadow. Lastly, you couldn’t be cuter bundled in your winter gear, so... bring on the shadow, Mr. Beaver.

ā€œMom, I’m sad. The beaver saw his shadow today & I don’t want more winter.ā€ Well kid, It’s a groundhog, not a beaver. He hasn’t emerged yet, so we don’t know if he’ll see his shadow. Lastly, you couldn’t be cuter bundled in your winter gear, so... bring on the shadow, Mr. Beaver.
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Gray: ā€œHey, Mommy, you know what’s funny?ā€ Me: ā€œWhat’s that?ā€ Her: ā€œIt’s almost like you’re famous.ā€ Me: ā€œOh, yeah? Why’s that?ā€ Her: ā€œBecause people come up and think you’re on TV.ā€

Gray: ā€œHey, Mommy, you know what’s funny?ā€ Me: ā€œWhat’s that?ā€ Her: ā€œIt’s almost like you’re famous.ā€ Me: ā€œOh, yeah? Why’s that?ā€ Her: ā€œBecause people come up and think you’re on TV.ā€
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Absolutely! If I recall correctly, they did not tell us exactly when to anticipate the arms crashing through the windows, so we would scream for real. And boy, did we!

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ā€œHey Mom, is ā€˜hold your horsey’ a bad word?ā€ And now for the real question: What do I do first? Laugh or answer? (PS. I did both.)

ā€œHey Mom, is ā€˜hold your horsey’ a bad word?ā€ And now for the real question: What do I do first? Laugh or answer? (PS. I did both.)
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When you can’t decide if dust bunnies threw up all over your living room, gremlins obliterated a bag of cotton balls, or your Boston Terrier puppy went three rounds with a Build-a-Bear.

When you can’t decide if dust bunnies threw up all over your living room, gremlins obliterated a bag of cotton balls, or your Boston Terrier puppy went three rounds with a Build-a-Bear.
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When your four-year-old decides it’s a good idea to put her mouth and hands all over the glass jewelry case TJ Maxx, so she winds up having to clean it too... #MomLife

When your four-year-old decides it’s a good idea to put her mouth and hands all over the glass jewelry case <a href="/tjmaxx/">TJ Maxx</a>, so she winds up having to clean it too... #MomLife
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OK, all of you ā€œA Goofy Movieā€ fans, I’ve got your cure for the quarantine boredom. Check us out in a few minutes. A little 25th anniversary reunion coming at ya!

OK, all of you ā€œA Goofy Movieā€ fans, I’ve got your cure for the quarantine boredom. Check us out in a few minutes. A little 25th anniversary reunion coming at ya!
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Honored to write a short film for The Cassandra Project which just launched its fundraising campaign. As mom to 2 daughters, I’m thrilled to help create such a brave, impactful piece of work to empower women. ļæ¼Will you join me by donating? thecassandraproject.net #listen2us