Is 'are you lonesome tonight' really a suitable kids tune for getting them to sleep? The baby monitor plays it!

Haha love subtitles that spell pariah as par eye why!

Ha ha, I thought he'd cost more than that! Matt Walker Essex Cricket Centre

Ok so managed to park massive 4x4 3 times now... Confidence increasing.

If my weather app says its Friday today then is it showing todays actual weather or tomoros forecast?

Oo it rained. When did that happen?

independent.co.uk/news/media/pre… via The Independent if we all got these payouts for being crap the country would grind to a halt

Wild deer running through Chelmsford injures woman - video gu.com/p/3cpfq/tw via The Guardian

After watchin 2 mins of 'my big fat fetish' I no longer want any dessert tonight. Maybe ever.

Hmmm me no comprendes competitive surfing. Apart from now falling off how do u score?

Harry's Famous Schnitzel Wraps got about the same amount of hits on Google as me. Does that make me famous too?

Sitting in car in pouring rain while Teddy sleeps so thought I'd make something pretty! Behold Newcastle NSW

Up at 4.30am with not very tired baby- boo. D.ream on the radio- priceless

And greenday! Should I get up at 4.30 more often?

Watching Ryan ten Doeschate in the champions league...What a nice surprise on a boring Wednesday tv night!

Seriously? Bianca is a control freak, her poor man can't do anything right #MKR2015

That'll be our street in the dark then. Hope the car is insured too :-( #NewyStorm

Large seas tear through the normally serene Newcastle Ocean Baths late this afternoon. #newcastle #newstorm

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Definitely worth listening to for some #nutritionwisdom especially if you like to dispel #nutritionbollocks itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/foo…