All of my plans for the future involve waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that I have never displayed even once in my life.

Low Newton - Jim Edwards Last painting of the year. One of my favourite spots up the Northumberland Coast, Low Newton by the Sea with its grass square and the iconic Ship Inn, on towards Embleton Bay and Dunstanburgh Castle.

Made me think of our covid-era Highbury Book Group meet-up in a back garden under cosy blankets!

#NewYear2022 #Newyear2023

Forcing kids to study maths to 18 is crazy. Those with the talent/interest can already choose to continue past 16. Which lessons will be dropped to accommodate this plan? Something will have to be. I can’t help but think that it will be the creative/art subjects bearing the brunt

I feel like this one needs reviving!

🔥Looshkin: Oof! Right In The Puddings is the brand new Looshkin book out this April, but I’ve just received my advance copies, so let’s give some away a month ahead of release! Just share this tweet, and I’ll send a signed copy to a few people chosen at random 🥳🥳🥳

MY PETS (Palindrome) Pets: A sad dog or fat cat. Nine dragons (no garden intact). A frog, odd as a step....

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FREE BOOKS! Just two weeks until my new thriller The Sanctuary is out in very handsome paperback form. RT this message before midnight Thursday 18th for a chance to win one of these six copies with a personal dedication from me! (UK only I’m afraid. Chills guaranteed. Good luck.)

They’re so well behaved!

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

Absolutely devastating. Such a mindless act. #SycamoreGap #HadriansWall bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

I meant to do this as a Christmas giveaway & forgot so seeing as we all need a pick me up at this time of year, let’s do it now! Copies of 3 spare paperbacks I’ve got, chocs & a candle! To enter, follow me & RT this tweet. UK only, entries close midnight 14 Jan. Good luck! 🙌🏻

Embracing January in Northumberland 💞how was your January? #January #January2024 #Northumberland

Ok, it’s giveaway time! To enter to win a signed hardback of #TheListofSuspiciousThings, a pencil & chocolate, just follow me & Hutchinson Heinemann & RT! I’m also giving away another copy on Instagram if you want a second go! UK only. Entries close midnight 10 March. Good luck! 🙌🏻

The moment we stopped watching Bridgerton Let us explain ... Things were going great and we were really getting into Season 3. That is until we watched this scene unfold before our eyes ....

Is it Time to stop calling it “domestic abuse” or “violence against women & girls”? It’s MALE VIOLENCE When we identify the perpetrator rather than just the victim, we have a chance of eliminating it because we focus on the cause & not only it’s effect

Stupid #Ticketmaster #Oasis #NotABot

Hi, I need some help please xx