I just found out that the phrase “mailing it in” means putting in little to no effort or thought. This is a PR disaster!

I’m Jena Griswold and I have great jeans.

Imagine being fired by this guy

I sure hope the special legislative session, aimed at closing a budget gap, can set aside enough taxpayer money for my legal defense.

We used to be best friends. She used to bring me fresh Palisade Peaches. I used to rig her voting machines.

Good Morning Colorado! My name is Jena Griswold and I want to be your next Attorney General.

You forgot “voter rights.” Didn’t they have a cat or something?

Throwback to that time I flexed the disinformation panel. In Colorado, we need an AG that isn’t afraid to use the word “literally.”

EXCEPT FOR TINA PETERS

During this legislative special session, we need to remind Trump that tax breaks on servers and overtime workers is not how we Colorado. As Attorney General, I will use your tax dollars to defend the Colorado’s ability to collect more tax dollars.

I’ve decided to change my name on X to be more like Y A R A. Because our Democracy is really all about e-girl narcissism and not public service.

Throwback to that time I leaked those passwords. Don’t ever go to Jared’s house.

You might ask, “how would someone who is eligible to vote not have the right to?” Just trust us. It’s a legal thing. - Jena for AG

That’s horrible. She needs her overtime pay so we can tax it.