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matt i take it all back. i love the domesticated beaver

It was displayed in Miami Pink and London Blue, so you could buy one for a particularly expensive gender reveal party, if you have a spare £100,000 metro.co.uk/2024/12/02/lea…

The Shard looks more evil and menacing than festive to be honest

My toddler:

Is there anything with a better joy:price ratio than a £1 bunch of daffodils? Not like 'an Alpine dawn' or 'my child's laughter' I mean stuff you can buy

Some more comments from me in the Metro with the excellent Jen Mills thinking about where AI currently is and picking through the warnings we hear! metro.co.uk/2025/01/25/ste…

The decline and fall of the US tech empire (perhaps?), written in the style of Gruffalo author Julia Donaldson metro.co.uk/2025/01/28/dee…

What does the prospect of enslaved AI have to do with prawns? It was worth battling through the newsdesk flu to think about this today metro.co.uk/2025/02/05/fea…

A gentle reminder

‘Dilapidated and failing’ prison spent £8,000 on a fish tank: ‘You see that fish tank for 45 minutes and never get near it again’. Thanks to Georgia Swift by highlighting metro.co.uk/2025/02/20/dil…

I would like a word with whoever paired the clock change with Mother's Day... metro.co.uk/2025/03/30/clo…

Had a good chat with Jen Mills about these new AI image generators and how scammers could take advantage. Included a clip of our chat too. These deepfake receipts are so sophisticated workers could cheat their expenses metro.co.uk/2025/04/01/dee… via Metro Trend Micro

‘Mad scientists’ hit back at claims their ‘de-extinct’ dire wolf isn’t legit metro.co.uk/2025/04/09/mad…

"DEADLY TOLL FROM ULTRA PROCESSED FOODS" Jen Mills for Metro (England Version). Thousands of people may be dying early every year because of ultra-processed foods, a report suggests. Scientists claim 18,000 a year die early. #Metro #IBPAPERS #TomorrowsPapersToday

If you’re anything like the typical Brit, you may well be eating dozens of these foods today alone. But they could be harming our health in ways that are still not fully understood, the study published in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine says. metro.co.uk/2025/04/28/tho…

Over £33,000 has been raised for Missing People as part of the Metro Lifeline challenge this year. Thank you to everyone who took part, and to those who donated! Read the full article: misspl.co/mYiL50VOE6V

why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..