This should go for all parties, in or out of government tbh. Just take my £5 a month, I don’t actually want to have any influence at all

Calvinism ™

Will just retweet this every time there’s a big news day

Ranvir and Christine being pulled out of bed whenever Lorraine can’t be arsed to turn up

life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is

Watching Humans for the first time, thinking I wouldn’t get attached to a synth and then remembered this. Showed my housemate — “seek help”

'Truss, 48,' is delightful

It’s time to retire Ed Balls Day. The only people who really engage with it now are MPs and journalists putting out embarrassing “I can do popular culture!” tweets

Angela Rippon, to the point where we didn’t even see the Strictly tour this year

Thanks, I hate them all

This really shocked me when I was a poll clerk — we wrote the number of the ballot paper next to each voter’s name, and if we’d opened up the boxes would have been able to find out in seconds how people had voted

Biden: “Of course, age is an issue. I’m a grown man, and I’m running against a six-year-old.”

Remove “Scottish”

Which constituencies are you hoping will be held by the Conservatives? Somebody has realised the grift is coming to an end

This seems like a common thing. Somebody pointed out on here, the early seasons of the Simpsons were written by eclectic nerds who had marinated in all sorts of weird old media. The newer seasons are written by people who grew up watching the Simpsons.