At my 36-week anatomy scan today, they said my baby is 7 lbs 6 oz... Babies typically gain 1/2 lb per week for the remaining four weeks. Me doing the math and realizing how big he's going to be if I go full term....

The best part about being pregnant is that you can crave whatever random food you want and just say, "the baby wants it".

Happy birthday Bibi! The world's most patient mama to a couple of superstars 🦛♥️🦛

"Oh, did you make yourself a cup of tea?" -Purple Reigns, pointing to the cup of tea on the counter I brewed at 8:30am and then promptly forgot about for 4 hours. #PregnancyBrain

I am physically incapable of making chicken noodle soup from scratch. Every time I try, I add way too many noodles and they absorb all the liquid. I make this mistake EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 🤷‍♀️

One thing I'm going to miss about being pregnant: no one can say anything when I make mac and cheese at 9:30 in the morning

Best band ever

Grease 2 is absolute perfection and Michelle Pfeiffer is 98% of the reason why

Pardon me but why is THIS the sentence used to help explain what "comme il faut" means on Google??