@jelizabethstark
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calendar_today19-08-2010 21:40:10
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5 years ago
Coworker: βJordan is so short you could burry her standing up.β ππ
Randy: omg. Itβs happy hour. Letβs just get low key hammered here. Itβs Sunday funday. Moral of the story...I am living my best life.
Please tell me why Iβm at dinner on my phone and my grandma leans over and says βare you having text sex π³β πππππ
hotties i think i found our new hot girl summer ambassador
G&Z are the only two living in their house. Please tell me why G says βI cook for 3 every night just because of Zβ and then Z goes βand when Jordan is here we cook for 5β I am a whale lol
Alex Morgan is having a baby which is weird because i didnβt get her pregnant ????
Grace βwife of the year award!β Zach βyouβre not marriedβ Grace βme and Jordan are!!β
No one: Absolutely fucking no one: Nina: lets make a list nina martinez
βI have my own life and I am stronger than you knowβ πΆ
stop letting shit slide, they knew wtf they was doing
if you see me crying in the FUCKING seasonal candy aisle of FUCKING walgreens you do not FUCKING talk to me
8 year old sister: Sissy Iβm at a level F for reading now! Mom: F for fantastic! Me: F for FUCK YEAH Iβm going to be a great mom someday