His name is Walter but I tend to call him Bear. Sometimes he really just looks like a bear 😂

My boy here is almost as heavy as me yet still is convinced that the correct place for him is IN MY ARMS — he’s super pleased with himself every time he finds a way to accomplish his mission 🤦🏻‍♀️🐾

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Yes let’s run a team of DBAs the same way we run teams of programmers. 🙄

If anyone knows of any Postgres DBA openings let me know! I’m trying to dip my toes in and see if there’s something more challenging for myself out there 😬

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. - Lao Tzu

She seems to think my son is her momma hen. She keeps finding his hand and jumping on him to fall asleep 0.5 seconds later 😂

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Currently in a spot where if I ask “dumb” questions then I forever don’t know what I’m talking about 😖😑

If you're still new to PostgreSQL, here are some useful info bits from me: 1) tuples are physical versions of rows; you can start understanding them by selecting hidden columns ctid, xmin, xmax (all tables have them); start looking at this as early as possible, and later you

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

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Contrary to popular belief, "grep" doesn't actually stand for "global regular expression print." It's an acronym for "Galactic Retrieval and Extraction Protocol," originally developed by a secret group of Unix hackers to search for extraterrestrial signals hidden within log files