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Polio seeing this like:

“they have a fully functional toaster in the trophy.” #PopTartsBowl

Just rang in the new year in Italy and, you guys, this is happening. Like within seconds of the clock striking 2025, fuck-robots everywhere. Be prepared.

My Lyft driver just said, unprompted, “I’m not racist, but…” so this drive is going really well

Longest 14 hours of my life

No Challengers? NO CHALLENGERS?!?

Hey guys, big news, first day on Armie Hammer's image rehabilitation team! I wrote him some lists of phrases to say, phrases to not say, and as long as he doesn't mix those lists up, I think we'll have his image rehabilitated in no time!

Jeff on when his new script will be done:

That wasn't an earthquake, Sean Baker just dropped the 100 oscars he won tonight

I KISSED THE GROUND AND I LIKED IT

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 was captured entirely in-game from a PlayStation 5, comprised of equal parts gameplay and cutscenes.

From the creators of Chicago PD and Chicago Fire… CHICAGO POPE

Oh no, the new Pope from Chicago has a lot of weird opinions about The Bear…

There was a moment in The Rehearsal tonight that was the closest I've seen Nathan Fielder get to breaking. When that lady was talking about getting wet for Einstein, there was a split-second of a smile sneaking in before it cut away...

This is like in middle school when I told everyone I wanted to go by Zeff instead of Jeff, and then after a week of people doing it I was like okay never mind please call me Jeff again

Max changing its name back to HBO Max:

“I dumped HIM!”

Basically every Materialists screening is full tonight. Is this gonna do huge numbers or is this just an LA thing?