Nothing makes me delete an email faster than "Hello Jeremy,"

Security friends out there...wouldn't it be a safe-ish bet to turn off required frequent password changes if a user has 2FA enabled? CPS - Chicago Public Schools has a maddeningly short password lifespan.

This has a “People are saying…” vibe

It’s just about time to nope out of Elon Musk’s new software gulag. I’m just a dude in Chicago, but we’re likely canning our work accounts too. Going to buy an $8 burrito each month so that’s cool.

As I get ready to leave Twitter, the hardest thing is going to be waiting for @FollettLearning to join Mastodon so I can once again scorn them for making $8M ripping off Chicago kids with their steaming pile of shitware.

What an absolute fragile asshole you are dude. And to think I used to look up to you.

Tell me you have no idea about the difference between gender identity and sexual identity without saying you have no idea about the difference between gender identity and sexual identity.

30 min 💣👇🧡

3-2-1….

Waiting for archive zip to arrive. Please hold.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

Has anyone driven from chicago to / through ohio since this morning? If so, how were the highway roads?

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Good to see the people at @FollettLearning giving significant design work to the crustaceans at Shedd Aquarium, but maybe there's a better way to list grade categories and weights? One that...fits...words?

It's the year 2065. Google shocks the world by adding sentence case to it's formatting options.

I'm with you man! Also, while here FUCK YOU Idaho legislature and FUCK YOU Elon Musk and your bullshit anti-trans garbage.

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This old Twitter feed is embedded in EVERY SINGLE CPS - Chicago Public Schools teachers' gradebook and has been for a long time. Can one of the lead paste-easters at @FollettLearning possibly fix this when they're done with nap time?