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Jeffrey Santio

@jeffreysantio

Over-Obsessed, Ordinary, Object-Oriented with Odd, Outstanding Opinions & Observations;
an Optimist & Opportunist;
an Onde-Onde, Ongol-Ongol & Otak-Otak lover

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👮🏻‍♂️Suspects, please come in. 1 2 3 4 5 👨🏻👨🏻‍🦰🧑🏻‍🦰👱🏻‍♂️🧑🏻‍🦱 👮🏻‍♂️ Which one? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Can't remember his face but I think he's a millennial. 👮🏻‍♂️ Why can't you, huh? TELL ME WHY? 👨🏻 … 👨🏻‍🦰 … 🧑🏻‍🦰 … 👱🏻‍♂️ Ain't nothing but a heartache 🧑🏻‍🦱 …. 👮🏻‍♂️Suspect no. 4, you're under arrest.

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Kepada para pemilik usaha (toko, restoran, kafe, butik, salon, dll) yg buka outlet/gerai ke-2, itu namanya cabang pertama. Gerai ke-1 = pusat, Gerai ke-2 = cabang ke-1, Gerai ke-3 = cabang ke-2, dst. Gitu...

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Suka gagal paham sama kaum SDU rendah (ya, SDU bukan SDM) yg cuma langganan paket kuota tanpa pulsa, saat ga ada wi-fi cuma mau menelpon/ditelpon via WA, kalau ditelpon pake telpon rumah/hp berpulsa ga berani angkat pdhl kan terima telpon non-WA ga butuh pulsa & ga potong kuota.

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Netizen Indonesia: "Ada Polandia, Finlandia, harusnya Tailandia biar seragam." Meanwhile, Chinese: Bōlán, Fēnlán, Tàiguó Japanese: Pōrando, Finrando, Ta-i Korean: Pollandeu, Pinrandeu, Tae-guk 😂😂😂