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Jeffrey Brower

@jeffreybrower1

Dad. Husband. Old Rocknroller. Looks like that guy in that movie.

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Imagine you’re an identical twin. Cancer gets in the way but the doctors slay it. Still, yer sister is yer best friend. They tried to tell me at kindergarten to split em up. I’m like yer crazy. They’re goin to college together. And they will.

Imagine you’re an identical twin. Cancer gets in the way but the doctors slay it. Still, yer sister is yer best friend. They tried to tell me at kindergarten to split em up. I’m like yer crazy. They’re goin to college together. And they will.
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So my kids are like wicked smart. Comes from mom. They’ll get accepted to probably ten top notch colleges. They will go to one of those that they both get into. I can’t believe my plan worked.

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So the kids have been diving the car for a couple of weeks. My beautiful wife tells me something ain’t right. Yeah. Something ain’t right. To the shop we go. It’s only life after all.

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Ok. I wouldn’t turn it on since that horrible Wednesday morning. So for the first time since that wretched morning, I’m watching CNN cause I wanna see all of Europe do what our pathetic Congress can’t and won’t.

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Look, all I want right now is pot stickers. The girls are going shopping and there is a great Chinese place there. But they’re going shopping. I guess I’ll get em in a couple of hours. lol.