There once was a poem from Limerick That would play a dirty trick It had a few words Not bad to be heard And then it'd turn downright sick

#tweetfromalternatehistory Jeff Provine #what-if Saul Steinberg's takeover attempt of Disney succeeded and he made tremendous moves slimming down the company? June 11 1984 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory Walt Disney Company Bought Out by Corporate Raiders thisdayinalternatehistory.blogspot.com/2023/11/june-1…

#tweetfromalternatehistory #whatif by Jeff Provine Alpine town of Altdorf, modern day Switzerland - 1307 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory William Tell Misses thisdayinalternatehistory.blogspot.com/2010/11/novemb…

#tweetfromalternatehistory #whatif by Jeff Provine 1759 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory Battle of Quiberon Bay Ravages Royal Navy thisdayinalternatehistory.blogspot.com/2011/08/novemb…

#tweetfromalternatehistory Jeff Provine #what-if Caligula Christianized? October of AD 37 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus fell ill. thisdayinalternatehistory.blogspot.com/2023/12/caligu…

This anthology rules, people!

He gestured to the time-portal. "Behold, the far-off year of 2024!" "Where are the flying cars? Where are the jetpacks? Where are the floating cities?" "Look, the future is about more than stuff hanging around in the air... except all those carbon emissions" #vss365

100 Ghosts: 46/100 #100daydrawing2023

"We the United Terraformed Worlds, whom you called 'The Colonies,' hereby #sever relations with Mother Earth" "You cannot do this! Our economies are intrinsically tied. We've invested untold quadrillions in you!" "Shoulda got a receipt" And the transmission went black #vss365

"By capturing positrons and their positions, we can create an electromagnetic #remembrance of future data" "We can actually SEE through time?" "Yes, but due to the intensity, we need protective ocular filters" "So the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades" #vss365

Had a productive meeting at Yellow Dog Coffee with Jeff Provine as we outlined the work for our upcoming book, “100 Things To Do in OKC Before You Die.” Jeff and I have been contracted to write the new edition and we’re excited about we have planned. #okc

#tweetfromalternatehistory #whatif by Jeff Provine November 7, 1685 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory James II Orders Survey of the 40th Parallel thisdayinalternatehistory.blogspot.com/2024/01/weird-…

So, for Rosie on the Jetsons, did she come with a factory-mandated level of sassiness or was there a personality scale the family could set the sassy at? I like the idea of family members cranking it up or down like a thermostat depending on their preferences

Me: I like math, 'cause it's fun, although I have problems getting my mind around topology Class: ... Me: See, that's funny because topology is about geometric objects and complex surface areas... to get my mind around Class: ... Me: This is comedy gold!

"Grampop, what was the Dollar Menu?" "Oh, kids, there was once a day you could get a list of things each just $1: drink, sandwich, side..." "Even sodium-enriched protein shapes?!" "We called em chicken nuggets" #vss365 #kerfuffle

Jeff Provine is signing copies of his new urban legend book. The Lore - Norman today 4-8pm The Floating Bookshop - OKC Oct 23 5-6:30pm A Novel Idea Bookstore - Guthrie - Oct 24 6-9pm Tulsa Comic Con - Tulsa - Oct 27 10-5pm Check out his website - jeffprovine.com

If you're looking for a book to keep you up on a dark October night, check out one of these new releases from Oklahoma authors. James Cooper, OKC Council Jeff Provine Russell Cobb kosu.org/arts-culture/2…

This is going to be a fun meeting. I’ve always wanted to go on Jeff Provine’s Ghost Tours. Join me for stories of haunted Norman.