I’m just happy to be at the table destroyed me in case you care

dipping my toes in the silly pond tonight

Oh my god fuck yes

Just incredible

remember RompHim’s lmao

What my throat sees on memorial day weekend

we’re going to lose an entire generation of twinks in the draft :(

🚀

Saying that you campaigned on a made up hoax by the opposition party is VEEP level funny.

it’s so cute though

Just two pictures less than a year apart

I love ppl saying it’s gonna get bad. it already is bad. we are here buddy lol

absolutely the fuck not you disgusting bitch

surfacing to say showgirl is actually pretty good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks

on a train to Madrid listening to Ophelia

an unexpectedly funny (read: harrowing) part of his second term is just how haphazardly he tosses the mask off

HR brainrot is so real bc why was I turned ON

Kalshi is deeply, deeply sinister to me