et ... they dont love you like i love you

I want a Pet Ghost! From Funstuf in 1976, these neatly-boxed little ghost toys were clearly inspired by the Pet Rock craze. 👻

is it normal to spend the entire week feeling like a caged animal until u get to band practice

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even tho im extremely medicated now i still have ocd moments where im convinced thinking about benson b**ne falling while doing a flip will cause it to happen and then he will break his neck and die because of my thoughts and then i cant stop thinking about it and get scared?lmao

You know those eye charts at a doctor’s office? This is mine, but cooler and covered in Martian dust. I took this photo of my MAHLI calibration target to check my focus. What did I see? go.nasa.gov/3Fy2uDB

wanna live wanna live wanna live in fat city

are others also referring to the cabinets above the refrigerator as "upstairs" ?

your landlord should not be able to have your phone number or text you. this should not be allowed

fake plants are chic

i loveeee life and my brossssss

NASA's Map of Known Potentially Hazardous Objects

$500

yeep

there should be a website where i can download sample spreadsheets of fictional data that i can do pivot tables and charts with. like a record of all the produce sold in local fictional grocery stores . i would call that "www(dot)myspecialplaceforharddays(dot)website"

i miss iphone for shit posting through brian wilson grief

it is so important to be able to buy alcohol and fireworks at the gas station