you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude

I can’t prove this, but I believe I just found Donald Trump trying to sneak into New York dressed as a horse. Donald J. Trump #TrumpIndictment

Atheists don't believe in Satan. But that said, metal as fuck.

resurrect Koo Koo Roo I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.

All they had to do was stop making movies to stop spending so much money making movies.

I don’t know, I’d check the mushrooms.

I’ve finally figured out a use for the “for you” tab. Schadenfreude when something bad happens to Trump.

The "barely legal" trending topic showed me two things: there's apparently a wrestling competition called that, and functioning porn filters are a distant memory here. Welcome to Twitter, um, X, advertisers!

For one glorious moment she was a star. More than most of us can say.

Every day a band like Wet Leg or SLOTHRUST or The Paranoid Style proves that rock is still alive is a very good day.

Wall Street is closed and Walmart is open. Labor Day, 2023.

My music snobbiest position: Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation is worse than every album that preceded it. Minutemen’s Double Nickels On The Dime is worse than Post-Mersh 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who says otherwise got into the game too late.

Dear Abby: How much longer can I hide from my husband that I'm having another man's baby?

I’m looking for a man in finance…

Welcome to the guitar solo from "Magic Glow"!

It's so weird how the RFK, Jr bear story is only the third worst story involving a Kennedy having a dead body in their car