It’s a therapy session Michael, how long could it be? 15 minutes?

Getting bodied by daylight savings every year is our favorite holiday tradition #RejectedTherapyDenFilters

When someone toxic tells you about the consequences of their own actions

Hahahahaha OMG! I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WENT THERE 🤣🤣🤣 this is EXACTLY why I won’t raise my kids to be woke SJW 👏 👏 thank you, Jeff Fartworthy, for saying what everyone else is afraid to say!! Mr. Fartworthy, you just gained a new #1 fan.

Sorry if this is how you found out #RejectedTherapyDenFilter

I can be very influential 😏

The word “crap” deserves more air time. It’s hilarious. “Holy crap” is a banger every time.

what always shocks me about straight relationships is how people break up and never speak again. like what?!? what’s the point of a failed romance if you don’t get a new best friend out of it

I’m fucking hilarious

Spotify needs a button that’s like “do not recommend me any other music by this artist or any other music like this. I’m listening to a 2004 Dashboard Confessional album as a BIT with MYSELF…”

In spin class this morning the instructor referred to the guitar solo in Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit as “the drop” and that did not sit well with me at all.

Your new favorite podcast. You’re welcome!

Today hosts @imsarahrice & Jeff Guenther talk about the importance of understanding & articulating wants & needs in any healthy #relationship. Listen: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wan…

It’s a red flag if you don’t listen to this week’s episode.

This week, Jeff Guenther & @imsarahrice are talking about the #singlelife & why it's important to find ways to be happy & secure when you're not in a relationship. Listen: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thi…

The #holidays can be a wonderful time to connect w/ the people you care about, but they can be stressful too. @imsarahrice & Jeff Guenther are sharing their best strategies for making it through the holidays, no matter what you're dealing with! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thi…

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.