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I might be disappeared for this, but I've sorta' convinced myself that Drumpf is a distraction from the supervillain that is Elon Musk. I still choose Musk.

I hate three-day weekends They're the short ones,! 🤣

🔷What do we want? 🔴Elegant code! 🔷When do we want it? 🔴32,768 cycles ago!

I'm breaking Rule #6 Re: the spamming from Untappd Sorry, Twitterverse.

Impeachment Facts: The chamber of Congress that represents the people in America impeached the president. The chamber of Congress that represents the acres of empty land in America is refusing to have a fair trial on that impeachment.

This video is PERFECTION.

Trump's walk of shame after his embarrassing rally is the best thing on the internet today. Please don't retweet. He would hate that. #EveryonesLaughingAtYouDonald

For the last time! (@ Felix Feles: Electric Boogaloo in Reno, NV w/ Scarlett Letter) swarmapp.com/c/iqMGOBjxXe9

Voting! Now it's your turn (@ Hug High Gym) swarmapp.com/c/7PhPCH99V2e

The difference between a cult and a religion. Are you in it?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the idiot has left the building

I can't use the Force. My Meowdi-chlorian count is too low.

RT for no good reason.

John Madden i(wa)s the Carl Sagan of Football

22nd Law of Leothynamics One does not simply 'go to bed' without a lion in his head

After ten thousand years…

Time to split the GOP into 2 new parties. Might I suggest "Luddites" and "Redhats"?

Aaak! I'm in a nostalgia vortex. With any luck, I'll see you on the other side. Stay frosty, my friends. I remember you.