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Welp I'm awake and not getting back to sleep. Time for an Office Space rewatch I guess!

I feel like teflon missed a great opportunity to be tefl-off

Putting away dishes is the folding laundry of the kitchen

I think the MCU OD'd on seed oils

I'm making beef tallow. Does the gospel say I have to give some to the government? Render unto Caesar and all that.

Yall do anything with suet leftovers?

I don't do pushups. I push the entire world down.

False.

A quart of tallow for $3 of suet! If you're worried about the cost of healthy fats you can get some for dirt cheap and just a little bit of effort.

RIP boiled water. You will be mist!

I had to quit my job at the shoe destruction plant. It was sole destroying.

Few things baffle me as much as bookmarks on random tweets.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it 😎

At least one like on this and I'll go for an extended walk

4.5 miles in 55 minutes. Threw in a bit of jogging for good measure.

Happy May 5th!

I'm reading a story about a British boy who, after a storm on the eve of his 11th birthday, discovers he can use magic. Nope, this isn't what you think. It's The Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper (a student of Tolkien and Lewis) written in 1973.

Of the modern directors I know my least favorite are: 1. Wes Anderson 2. Tarantino 3. Coen brothers

Anyone else remember when Carls Jr/Hardees made a big deal about their burgers being the quality of being worth $6? I miss those days.