Hand surgery today on my middle finger. This baby gonna be good as new 🤟

Deadspin is the last thing I read before closing my eyes every night. For years. No more. Nominations for my brain-wiping last read please? nytimes.com/2019/10/30/bus…

Me 2!

Watching the #Utes in this Alamo Bowl is like going to a poorly attended high school reunion. Just ain’t the same

I DO NOT WANT to sing Happy Birthday when I wash my hands!!!

Thousands of outsourced workers inside Target stores don’t get the same coronavirus protections as Target employees “If I don’t show up tomorrow, I’ll be terminated. They don’t care about your health.” buzzfeednews.com/article/katiej…

This.

Whuhhhh?

Masterful deflection by the Pres. just as bad GDP and jobless numbers come out, he tweets “let’s delay that dumb ole election!” nytimes.com/2020/07/30/us/…

Biden's move: Wait 24-48 hours and say "I have too much respect for the office of the presidency, and refuse to participate in any more clown shows."

🚨 🚨 via the White House pool... A source familiar with the president's condition tells reporters: “The president’s vitals over the last 24 hours were very concerning and the next 48 hours will be critical in terms of his care.We’re still not on a clear path to a full recovery.”

Our state’s largest hospital, University of Utah Health, reached 104% ICU capacity today. This is a deciding moment. The actions we take in the days ahead will determine whether or not our systems are able to handle our healthcare needs. We have to do everything we can. #utpol #slc

Today we are all Utes. Let’s flood twitter with #22. RIP Ty Jordan.

Whelp. 2021 is gonna be same as 2020 tmz.com/2021/01/01/nan…

Just putting this here to show my love♥️

Today’s civics lesson: according to Utah Code 67-1a-7, it’s a felony to illegally use the Great Seal of the state of Utah. Don’t do it, kids.

On your way home from work stop by the Megaplex at Valley Fair Mall to get your COVID vaccine! 💉 J&J and Pfizer ⏰ Available until 9:00PM ‼️ No appointment needed

Didn’t make 100. apple.news/A6j7rsn05SrmMW…

Thanks Sheryl!