Your 401k just became a 201k. And the fucking moron who did that to you is golfing the rest of the weekend in Miami. Let that sink in.

Call your therapist.

NEW MUSIC! Check out “Risk It All” co-written by @tonyrodini and released by CMC$ 💸 & Terror Jr to millions of monthly listeners. Congratulations to everyone involved. Special thanks to everyone at Spotify NL for premiering the single on your Hot New Dance playlist. 🎹🇳🇱

I firmly believe financial literacy is the foundation for the American Dream. Treasury Department is proud to continue working with the private and public sectors to put financial literacy on the map. But there is much more to do. National Financial Literacy Month helps to emphasize

Instead of going to a music festival you could go to Chili’s.

Hoppy Easter from Fiona! 🐰🦛

BREAKING: Disgraced former Republican Congressman George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison.

Stock is up 5%. Should be up more.

Buffett recognizing $AAPL CEO Tim Cook at the Berkshire AGM: "I'm somewhat embarrassed to say that Tim Cook has made Berkshire a lot more money than I've ever made Berkshire Hathaway, so credit should be given to him..So, on behalf of all of Berkshire, thank you."

“I don’t think it’s a great idea to design a world where a few countries say ‘ha-ha-ha, we won’ and the rest of the countries are envious.” - Warren Buffett

Secretary Noem, your department is out of control. You are spending money you don't have. You are violating spending laws daily. You are making up your own immigration law. You are disappearing people just because they oppose your President.

a pope that has been to wawa

CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD! KNICKS FANS ARE PARTYING ON SEVENTH AVENUE LIKE IT’S 1999!

It’s all Love ! Thank you

WIth all the world and markets watching....the Godfather of AI Jensen and Nvidia delivered another robust quarter handily beating the Street yet again. Nvidia delivered $44 billion in revenue and beat the Street by roughly $800 million and solid guide. Bullish for tech 🏆🔥🐂🍿

LET’S GO KNICKS 🗣️

Good for her. :)

Escaped zebra briefly shuts down TN interstate wsmv.com/2025/05/31/esc…

$JPM CEO sharing some wisdom: " If you look at companies — Sears, Kmart, Digital Equipment, Nokia phones, Blackberry — they all went bankrupt. And so did half the financial companies, just in my short tenure. And it was almost always arrogance, greed, complacency, bureaucracy —