12 years ago today daenerys targaryen made history 🙂‍↕️

i love flirting until i owe someone a relationship

opening spotify without having any songs that you are currently obsessed with is like opening the fridge knowing there is no food worth eating inside

Chasing a hectic monthly expense is crazy

Jules finally let his body fall to injury because he knows Christensen and Eric can hold it down in the meantime. He held it down like Jon Snow at the battle of Bastards until help arrived. A true legend. Speedy recovery champ.

My friends have no idea how much hanging out with them means to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭

Her: "I like you because you're a mature man" - Me on Tuesday if they eliminate my Barcelona:

welcome to college. where every single person is smarter than u except for the 3 people in ur group project

lowkey I dey try. e no dey show, but I dey try

“You smell good” is actually one of the nicest compliments u can ever get.

All I do is play apex. I have 5,000 hours in the game. I FUCKING SUCK. MY AIM FUCKING SUCKS. no amount of practicing has EVER FUCKING IMPROVED MY AIM. I have tried FUCKING EVERYRTHING. I am hard stuck in plat and I will never fucking leave.

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

“I bought my first 1 million dollars lambo by selling Attieke and fish” FBI:

Your salary looking at you fall in love with a Ghanaian nurse.

“I no Dey hold cash rn. Pay give me if we reach hostel I go take send you”

Fuck a toxic relationship, yall ever willingly solo qd apex? 🙂

when you’re too handsome for mukuis and too mukui for pretty girls