Meanwhile in Ames Iowa…

Based on performance right now the Big 12 Power Rankings are… Utah KU Arizona BYU Texas Tech WVU ISU ASU Houston OSU Baylor Cincy Colorado UCF K-State TBD: TCU

Ah yes… Because instructing troops to walk into a wide-open field with zero cover, that you know is being held by thousands, if not tens of thousands, of enemy troops and 100 enemy cannons, is galaxy-brain levels of genius. The South at Gettysburg lost because of Lee’s hubris.

Missourians: We hated slavery, and the confederacy! Also Missourians:

It’s almost like these were two totally different TCU teams. One was completely gutted of all their talent from the previous year and finished 5-7, while this TCU team returned 18 starters from a 9-win campaign. Meanwhile Deion just got rocked by the 7th best ACC team at home.

“Perfect Landing Spot” Because nothing says “perfect” like having the 31st-ranked defense in the league, to where if he only scored 27 ppg his record would’ve been 8-7-1 & would’ve missed the playoffs. Also, let’s not forget the NFL’s leading rusher getting kicked off the team.

This is the definition of a beer league jersey. Why for the love of god must everything regress into minimalist slop?

It must be dope as hell to make up stats. KU had a 12-win season in 2007 and a 10-win season in 1995. If you’re going to talk trash, at least be accurate, especially when you call yourself “SEC Numbers Guy.” But then again, southerners being bad at math should surprise no one.

Yet…

BWJ is out for the year Xavier Worth is out for the year Spags defense is trash Our offense is trash And it’s not even a week into September #ChiefsKingdom

The Chiefs have a very pungent 7-10 smell about them. This just isn’t a very good football team right now. #ChiefsKingdom

Mizzou covered, won by two scores, erased a 15pt lead before halftime, and have now made it 6,125 days since KU has beaten either Mizzou or K-State. In what world does that get you respect? All this proved is that once again there is a concrete ceiling with Leipold as the coach

Kansas football over their last 14 has had the lead in 4th quarter 12 times… They are 6-6 in those games. Talent can get you a lead, but winning games comes down to coaching. The only thing saving Leipold’s job is that there are literally 0 quality coaching candidates.

This week of football has been so g*d damn miserable that I can’t even properly enjoy the downfall of the most fugazi football school of all-time.

Pot, meet kettle.

Having your playoff hopes ended by a guy without an ESPN profile picture is so Royals.

Brett Veach is the Jerry Jones of GMs. Yes, he made several moves that established a dynasty. However, the Chiefs will never win another title with him as GM because of his personnel decisions. When we miss the playoffs, his head needs to be the 1st to roll. #ChiefsKingdom

Let’s run through everything and tell me if this sounds like playoff team. Positions Above Average: QB Positions at Average: K, P, TE Positions Below Average: RB, WR, OL, DE, DT, LB, CB, FS, SS This sounds like a team destined at best to go 9-8 and miss the playoffs.

Meanwhile, also Dems…

“Supposedly” Anyways, here’s an actual quote from Vice President of the Confederacy, Alexander Stephens. Sounds like the whole point of succeeding and forming the Confederacy was to protect slavery.