I don’t blame the Jews I don’t blame Iran I blame Ethereum

“I work in crypto”

Umm… Who’s going to tell the media? When I called the protestors “NPCs”, I didn’t mean “National Press Club”. 😂😂😂😂

No Vivek, not on the beach!

Slave master warns: “I been in these fields for 30 years, ain’t no one gonna pick dis cotton if you free dems slaves”

Guess I’ll have to get my wall picture with the butt plug guy some other time

Imagine going down for a political assassination on someone who couldn’t matter less What a loser way to exit

So is there like, organized opposition in Iran? Is this a late Syria where the new king is kind of set up or is this an Iraq?

Anyone got a donation link for this NYC commie? I’d like to do my part

They should really be using “blue tape”

If we convince the left to protest outside for 1 hour after eating dinner every night we might fix the countries health problems

Really do gotta hand it to those mountain ppl, they are every bit as resilient as the histories say they are

Couple things: - pro your own countries military is only being political if you’re retarded - you do things like parades and military fly overs for recruitment, army has the same target demo as coinbase

Can’t get over how bad the tagline “no kings” is Woof

Could you imagine anything dumber to do in Iran’s position than attacking New York?

Feels a lot like the Iraq war propaganda, but there’s no bite to it anymore Comes off as silly Wonder at what point society drops the context and just has imperial wars because the empire needs to empire

you can reach thousands of people on TV thousands!

Soon their will be a Pudgy Penguins product in every meaningful aisle in every meaningful retailer around the world. Cryptos biggest brand, most popular crypto native IP, and most die-hard community is just getting started. 🐧

i know they're iranians but for the purposes of this conflict i will be referring to the people of tehran as tehranese

Gonna hold off on having an opinion about the thing until it actually happens