Emotional and logical illusions exist too. Optical isn’t the only tricky bitch.

I don’t do drugs anymore, but sometimes I stand up too fast

I’m sorry my dog doesn’t like you, he’s skilled at shunning dark entities 🤍

“We unfollowed each other.” -A Twitter memoir.

I’m working on myself which is inconvenient for everyone involved

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I kind of miss when people stood 6ft away from me in public.

You look like my next mistake

"Girl, you're so hot." me: Yeah, but it's a dry heat...

I Went to the Bathroom and I’m Skinny Now ~a memoir

Listen. It’s real. I just took a nap and got mad at my guy friend in my dream and yelled at him. He’s about to find out that we’re in a fight.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the saying is “Nip it in the bud.” It is not “Nip it in the butt.” You’re welcome.

Men’s mental health matters, many suffer in silence… they matter.

This is my last winter up North fight me. I’m done 😭😭😭🥶

Never in my wildest dreams that I think Would have a business be important enough to advertise on a billboard! 🥹

The fact that “hemorrhoids” aren't called “asteroids” is a major missed opportunity for science, health, and the English language

In my old age I've had to give up certain things, and my memory is one of them. - my mom

My circle is cozy and peaceful, with less drama, fewer conflicts, and more quality time with people I truly enjoy!