Sometimes cold brew tastes like gasoline, which I am fine with

evergreen

I've changed a lot since college. One thing that has not changed, however, is my diet in the midst of big writing projects

A hallmark movie but instead of a Christmas tree farm he owns an escape room business

Sometimes writing feels like picking strawberries and sometimes it feels like slaying the Balrog

Both worth it in the end though

Have a few deadlines so naturally I'm watching Chris Stapleton sing the National Anthem at last year's Super Bowl youtube.com/watch?v=WFKXJ0…

Just want to acknowledge parents who teach their kids how to ice skate

Something I believe passionately: Buc-ee’s is a destination, not a stop on the way to your destination.

Trying to make BTTF for Back to the Future a thing

Paging Michael Newton! Coworker just referenced The Room

I know -2 about golf (see what I did?!?!?!) but you won't have to twist my arm to like any and all Scottie Scheffler arrest content

Lol joke's on me because I tweeted this a year and a half ago

Did you really go over your moms if you didn’t leave with at least one thing to eat

Glen Powell tho

If I was the parent of an Olympian someone would have to sedate me

[Angriest I've ever been in my life]: thanks for your input!

Passing a Cybertruck on the highway in my Honda Fit

Sometimes I forget Amazon was/is a river first