it is so fucking cold outside

all the other billionaires look at elon musk during the annual baby eating fest in shame. he really shouldn't be there.

2026 will be my year! huh? they did what now? oh. ok. 2027 will be my year i suppose

i fucking loved the gravity gun throwing shit at an enemy and killing them instantly will always be the funniest and most satisfying way to kill something

i just found a revolutionary cartoon in the newgrounds judgement section. haven't watched yet but i know it will be incredible. The Blue Killer 1

we need more woke like this...

61 year old man in texas congress who has never laid eyes upon a computer: the kids are safe

sometimes i try to make myself feel better by telling myself people like me and i think "no too high. they TOLERATE me." and even there i doubt myself

ok well before roblox makes its worst decision ever have these homos my friend joshua made the dog one .

Focus, G- Wait a second... Is this the wrong number?

i have so many questions and i haven't even clicked on it yet

if i was bart i would splay my brains all over the starbucks and blame homer

now i'm not saying every soldier is an evil bastard but joining the us military just as they begin to bomb another country into oblivion is some evil bastard shit

theres a whole subgenre of people on twitter who post petty theft pictures and say neurospicy. i feel better about myself already