Happily Retired MJ (@je2nifer) 's Twitter Profile
Happily Retired MJ

@je2nifer

Good humor makes all things tolerable! Exploring my next chapter. My views are my own. Same @ on the sky thing, (#)RetiredAF

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calendar_today29-12-2008 23:00:22

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A hot cup of tea, the most perfect tea mug, sunshine, and watching the birds right outside the window. 😊 #MorningsWithMurph

A hot cup of tea, the most perfect tea mug, sunshine, and watching the birds right outside the window. 

😊

#MorningsWithMurph
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Life tips from my cat, Murph. 1. Crap happens…Bury that shit deep 2. There can never be too many comfortable spots to sit 3. Any time is nap time 4. If a situation makes you uncomfortable, leave 5. It’s okay to be selective about who you cuddle with

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Them: How has your day been, MJ? Me: well…I’m drinking tequila out of a plastic cup. How do you *think* my day is going?! Them: [slowly backs away…]

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Last night, I had a Pentagon nightmare. <shudder> I retired 4 years ago, but this was very real. And unreal. I need more coffee ☕️

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Murph seems to have thoughts about the temperature in the house this morning. FTR, the temperature in the house is 83 degrees. Long holiday weekend is a perfect time for the A/C to die 🥵

Murph seems to have thoughts about the temperature in the house this morning. FTR, the temperature in the house is 83 degrees. Long holiday weekend is a perfect time for the A/C to die 🥵