Nationals Park crowd told to exit

I have an agreement with my sister that I am willing to research and answer any questions my toddler niece asks, that my sister doesn’t know. It brings me a lot of joy to explain why rainy clouds are gray instead of white. Highly recommend this for childless aunts/uncles.

Shameless plug time! If you’re at Awesome Con this weekend, grab a copy of me and Garth von Ahnen’s new comic

Go see my friend at Awesome Con. This is the first comic book he has ever created and published....with his lifelong best friend, Garth. Yes, it's a true story. No, it's not a drug front.

Now this was an interesting read. The Dystopians by Justin Duckham & Garth von Ahnen Imagine an AU where the USA is continuously ruled by a dictator & an omniscient Good Place points system. This isn't about rebellion. It's a dark comedy that's sadly relatable about a woman getting by

I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'd recommend everybody else to give it a read! In an absurd world, all that matters is just keeping your head above water and staying employed. If there's an issue #2, I'd love to pick one up!

IDLES at the 9:30 Club. Such a great, great, life-affirming band.

I mean how often do you see a band get a circle pit going to the Winnie the Pooh song??

Snow day!

1) Let me tell you a crazy story. It's consumed 2 years of my life. As COVID-19 shut down the world in April 2020, I decided to follow the money. I began with a call to a no-name federal contractor who’d somehow landed a $35M deal for masks. Hours later, I’m on a private jet …

ROBERT OPPENHEIMER AFTER INVENTING THE ATOMIC BOMB: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds MY DAD STANDING BEHIND HIM: hi death the destroyer of worlds I’m dad

We celebrate the life of Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek actor, trailblazer, and role model, who symbolized to so many what was possible. She partnered with us to recruit some of the first women and minority astronauts, and inspired generations to reach for the stars.

Since the Nationals have lost or traded nearly every good player, here's the custom jersey I'm thinking of wearing. Thoughts?

Should’ve named it “Meat Cute”

Twitter promoting a Nestle parody from a verified account as a “Funny Tweet.”

I'm sorry but if you are unreliable, I do NOT think you should be a narrator. Conveying trustworthy information is LITERALLY your job. If you are tragically lacking in self-knowledge or blinded by your own unwitting biases, maybe you are not the right person to tell the story

Do… do I like soccer now?

had a great time spotting all the art in Glass Onion, but my fav detail has to be Miles (Elon lite) hanging his Rothko upside down - indicating how stupid & clueless about art he is 🤷‍♀️ left: still from movie, right: the original Rothko No. 207 (Red over Dark Blue on Dark Gray)

Edward Ongweso Jr Wait, doesn't this make impersonation accounts even easier?