Corn on the cob is just bone in

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft. the children yearn for the mines

doing prequel era lightsaber combos on this little guy with an aluminum bat

This month I’m trying a challenge called “December.” It’s where I make it through the month without putting a loaded firearm in my mouth.

Found a Tim Robinson sketch that I haven’t seen anywhere else and it’s funny as fuck

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

5 Sexual Positions That Don’t Matter Because You’re on Antidepressants thehardtimes.net/blog/5-sexual-…

#NHLdraftlottery

It’s Friday, then

Phil Kassel will fill the Stanley Cup with hotdogs.

STOP STOP STOP PLEASE LET ME GO! PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST, IM DOING SOMETHING! 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

A preemptive ‘eat shit’ to @BallySportsCBUS for this upcoming #CBJ season. I know your shit isn’t gonna work right. It took me 17 attempts to login this morning to log into your ‘app’.

Bally continues to be dog shit.

DOG SHIT, DOG SHIT, DOG SHIT

But I already took a shit on my tv. Who is going to pay for this?? My girlfriend is leaving me

“Shai hulussy” - New Year, Same Robby

Hard