we all have that one friend:

So I had a dream, there were 2 people who wanted me dead. 😂 Scary AF

Him: stop smoking na
Me: say please
Him: please.

#HowToSayILoveYou

Coron!!! I wanna go to Coron!! Naiiyak ako okay. Hahahaha

Me: Maam di po ako makakapasok bukas. LBM po eh.

Teacher: Ha? Nagtatae ka?

Me: Lasing Bago Matulog po maam

I protecc. I like belly rubs;
I give you gifts if u give luvs.
jabibi the shih tzu 99.5 Play FM Katz

If you Then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my

At SB kanina:
Sabi ni ate girl 'ma'am, papasok palang kayo?'

Tapos sabi ko yes. Sabi niya 'hala, late na kayo.'

Taray concern si ate sa buhay ko. Plus points hahahahaha

even if you called 6 months later at 3am

i'd still answer

i'll always care