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jordan

@jdan

Author of the critically-acclaimed “Harry Potter” series of children’s fantasy novels

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linkhttp://jordanscales.com calendar_today09-03-2009 19:02:44

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Either there’s a carbon monoxide leak at Sequoia’s offices (concerning) or they’re just cool with one of their partners tweeting the most insane, vilest, stupidest content I’ve ever read (very concerning)

Either there’s a carbon monoxide leak at Sequoia’s offices (concerning) or they’re just cool with one of their partners tweeting the most insane, vilest, stupidest content I’ve ever read (very concerning)
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[In a meeting that I insisted on being invited to against the wishes of everyone else]

And these “systems,” they combine… yes?

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Not particularly impressed by the images coming out of the James Webb space telescope. My vision is really good, I can see all of that stuff

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Sorry, not sure why I would ever want my “content” to be “editable,” especially in a web browser

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Who wants to let me on their podcast I have so many useful things to say about the JavaScript programming language

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Here's a val on Val Town that you can fork to create your own Myspace profile, or submit a pull request to post on my wall

val.town/v/jdan/myspace

Here's a val on @ValDotTown that you can fork to create your own Myspace profile, or submit a pull request to post on my wall val.town/v/jdan/myspace
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Your computer 5 minutes after googling 'When does Civil War come out on streaming?' and looking through the results

Your computer 5 minutes after googling 'When does Civil War come out on streaming?' and looking through the results
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“Did you hear what those college students put on their sign”

Cool man I saw half a kid yesterday. Pile of rocks and half of a kid next to it. Literally do not give a shit what *any* sign says, and neither do you

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