“9️⃣ IS THE GREATEST EVER!” Craig Robertson #GoSaints x.com/Saints/status/…

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WARNING YOU ALL ABOUT BUT YOU HAVENT BEEN LISTENING

On this Christmas Eve, we’d like to acknowledge our partners at LAPD HQ who have been working with us to protect Christmas since Hans Gruber’s 1988 attack on Nakatomi Plaza. #DetectiveJohnMclean #YesItsAChristmasMovie

On this Christmas Eve, we too would like to acknowledge our partners at NYPD NEWS for their continued partnership-they’ll always be more than welcome to follow in McClane’s footsteps & come to the (better) coast & have a party. Yippie Ki Yay & ho ho ho. #YesItsAChristmasMovie

#10YearChallenge #Insulin4All #Type1Diabetes

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@mary__agan Tom Wolfe's "The Painted Word" talks about painters insulting patrons to sell art. Same principle.

Today marks one year since his murder, and we still don't know what #Harambe had on Hillary.

Bear breaks into home, plays piano dlvr.it/PKFQNH

If you've ever been through a hurricane.... you know that tapcon screws are basically currency. RT if you know what the fuck is up. #irma

How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

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Cc Ellen Carmichael x.com/laurieMsimon/s…

In 1990, a homeless man looked me in the eye and said, "You aught to do a story about me." I asked him why. "Because I've played in three Super Bowls." Now, finally, here's the entire story, 28 years in the making. NOLA.com bit.ly/2GIpDjr

Murder charge filed after nurses seen on camera laughing as veteran gasps for breath bit.ly/2onyE97

Twitter has never caused the lame to walk but it has enabled the dumb to speak.

After Cardi B launched an anti-taxation tirade against Uncle Sam on Instagram, Remy took on the challenge of explaining what's happening with all her money youtube.com/watch?v=UpQL6R…

Sex is like pizza. Turtles are having it in the sewers.