the saddest thing I saw in the last week was Dickie Barrett's new band playing as an opener and also selling rock for RFK shirts

I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

A tough part of being a millennial is having to pretend you like the Muppets.

After many years of wondering when the Maine brewing scene would contract, it's pretty clear the answer is now.

No one prepares you for how expensive good wheelbarrows are.

Can I get a call on this lie in a very wet fairway?

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Halfway through Fallout, 👍—Walton Goggins remains the best.

It’s bonkers that in 1994 BILL OAKLEY & Josh Weinstein wrote a Simpsons creating the Radiation King TV, it’s referenced in Fallout in 1997, and now that fake TV brand is in the new show divorced from The Simpsons

What a reasonable range of results!

At what point do you start to think 'uh-oh, my phone battery is getting low?'

My favorite feature of podcasts on YouTube Music is when the app sends your account 55 years into the past and deletes all your subscriptions.

Sometimes the customer in the bookstore who loudly and repeatedly proclaims they aren't buying any books because they have so many on their Kindle and the customer in the bookstore who holds a copy of James *against* their nose and smells it very loudly are one and the same.

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I do not recommend reading Annie Jacobsen's NUCLEAR WAR: A SCENARIO right before escalating conflict between nuclear powers.