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Baby Jesus

@jcautomatic

I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though.

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FIND out if the people camping next to you are listening to you have sex by simply seeing if they pause Netflix when you say “up the pumper?”

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Me: Hello is that the Samaritans? Samaritans: Yes. Me: I’ve just made small talk in the supermarket. Samaritans: Sorry we don’t…….. Me: They had a big wart on their eyelid and were wearing comfortable shoes. Samaritans: I’ll put you through.

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Once again, these so called boffins are telling us that red wine is good for your “gut health” What a load of codswallop, I drank two and a half bottles of the stuff the other night and promptly shat myself. I will be sticking to white wine in the future. Viz Comic

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Artwork of Neil Hannon of the The Divine Comedy completed today by my good friend and amazing artist Baby Jesus which he has generously gifted to my wife and me as we and he are big fans of his genius music and songwriting. #Divalady #NorthEastEngland #artwork #NationalExpress

Artwork of Neil Hannon of the <a href="/divinecomedyhq/">The Divine Comedy</a> completed today by my good friend and amazing artist <a href="/JCautomatic/">Baby Jesus</a> which he has generously gifted to my wife and me as we and he are big fans of his genius music and songwriting. #Divalady #NorthEastEngland #artwork #NationalExpress
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Probably the best band in the world right now. New single. Think they’ve already won. open.spotify.com/album/4gdlAYu8…