I don't know much about math but I'm very good at rounding 4:52pm up to 5

Come on!!! Conspirasea was RIGHT THERE!!!

My sister Megan Collier who was the best waitress Col'cacchio ever had. Ask the Stellenbosch branch - she worked there in 2009

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 30 years? me:

Normalize taking a day off work because 'the vibes are off'

We are not bored about the masks! Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 We are bored about 1) corruption 2) poor vaccine strategy 3) terrible national government 4) incompetent cabinet 5) stealing during a pandemic! These are the things that 😡 us! #Level4

Feeling this

My summer plans The Delta Variant

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

Woolies will not rest until they’ve added chuckles to every single item they sell

the worst part about being in a relationship is having to pour a second glass of water when you go to the kitchen to pour yourself one

The Nairobi real estate market is absolutely DERANGED. This 4 bedroom bungalow is listed at TEN MILLION RAND.

So FlySafair ran a lekker PR campaign today giving away 30,000 tickets for just R8. Keen to find out if you bagged one? Also, if you vote Nope, please retweet to see if we can find the 30,000 yups. Want to see something quick.

Just making sure we all remember when Tyra took the girls to Greece and made them pose in a giant Greek salad

How I Sold EVERY Idea I’ve Ever Had in 1 day youtu.be/iMguMpn3GYw via YouTube

You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast

The most important skill you’ve never been taught: Storytelling 10 dead-simple tips to make you a better storyteller:

Why does all the mosquito repellent smells so kak. Can’t Issey Miyake make a ding for us.

Seasons come and go, people change, but the one constant is my body’s ability to produce a demonic zit right before an important event.