Oh please please do something stupid like this. I'll be stacking the corpses of dumbasses on my front lawn like cord wood.

Anytime you're ready, Peaches.

Well, bring it on, potato brain. We can play for blood.😈

Yeah, keep thinking that.

Dear EU, Get fucking wrecked. Signed, Americans

Waiting for midnight and the government to shutdown is like waiting for the ball to drop on New Year's.

When midnight hits and the government shuts down.

This proper morning wake up music.

Wife gets out of the car to go in the pharmacy. I decide to stay in the car. She stands in the open door and farts in the car with me in here. I married the right one. But it's on now, baby. You started a war you can't possibly win!!!

Anti-noggers have been put on notice. The Irish will fight for the Nog Army.

Now the climate communists are going after folks with breathing problems that use inhalers. You don't hate these people enough. commonwealthfund.org/blog/2023/hidd…

Translation: we are the arbiters of truth and no opposing views should ever be heard on any subject. 😂😂😂get wrecked.

Here to serve the community

Now we understand why Pinochet chucked them out of helicopters. We should bring that back.

The wife when I fart in the car and lock the windows.

This is false AF. The US spends more on education than any other developed nation. Even more than China despite China having a larger student population. Clearly, the problem isn't funding. This person is retarded.👇

Chuckie was on point.

Yeah, if you get two cops pulling you over you're getting searched. That dude is about to have a bad day.

Not a single guy picked up Chychy sneaking down the backside.😂😂