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Happy belated Birthday Ginger Wesson ❩ , I’m a day late a a dollar short, but I hope you had an amazing day!

At a party

A dude: yo you wanna hit the pen

Me: ah no my man I haven’t written cursive in forever haha

Dude:

Me: u know what fuck it yea haha u got any paper??

So I tried to have the sex with my wife last night but she said she only likes me as a friend...

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

Happy memories are just so hard to forget.

Trust is the biggest gift you can give another person. When someone places their trust in you, you become the caretaker of that trust. You can either nurture it & let it blossom, or abuse it & it will poison the relationship.

Three solutions to every problem: Accept it, change it or leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.

I don’t always tell my kids to fuck off; but when I do....

15: Mommy never had the sex talk with me.

16: What she can remember is probably inaccurate at this point.

Me: Fuck off.

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How I imagine a Canadian visiting ‘Merica for the first time.....

Me: Who made this mess?

8-year-old: Not me.

6-year-old: Not me.

4-year-old: Not me.

3-year-old: A horse. I saw it.

I have a suspect.