Travis Kelce? The Six Flags activist investor?

Travis Kelce does seem like the sort of guy who would invest in FUN

howling at the setlist notes

If you genuinely believe this, why do you have to pretend that cigarettes are good for you when Zyn exists and is an extremely popular way for people to get nicotine without dying of cancer? Just admit you want to look cool smoking a cigarette!

they were fungible all along???

France’s stolen crown jewels are worth roughly the production budget of CATS (2019)

Pitch clock working exactly as intended for now but I think ruining the in-person experience that makes people fall in love with baseball in the first place to juice TV ratings will prove to be incredibly shortsighted in the long run

you kind of have to respect choosing one of the two books you’re taking to jail with you for five years as a bit

Feels like “no Nazi tattoos” is actually just a slightly lower bar for Senate candidates to meet than this

This is, without hyperbole, the best thing that's ever happened.