PRESS THE MUTE BUTTON ON THIS DICKWEED

Once again, the fact that we haven’t declared a winner in the presidential race when one of the candidates leads nationally by ~3M votes because everything hinges on how a few thousand people voted in a couple of states makes zero sense.

YES.

What an awkward Thanksgiving the Trump’s are going to have this year.

I like thinking of how many times Trump has reached for his phone to try and tweet something, and then remembered...

How is #WoodyAllen not in jail?

Thank you laura_studarus for including Hotel Parq Central and the Apothecary Lounge in this piece for Marie Claire ! marieclaire.com/travel/albuque…

Vote these monsters out.

Tomorrow is Election Day, New Mexico! Polls across the state are open from 7 AM to 7 PM – make a plan to vote! If you were sent an absentee ballot, it's too late to put it in the mail – you can drop it off at any voting center. Find more information at NMvote.org

Stop telling us what we can and can’t do. We’re over it. Love, women.

Thank you Aly Walansky alywalansky.substack.com for including High Point Creamery in this Forbes piece! forbes.com/sites/alywalan… 🐰🍦

Originating in the 1920s in the southern city of Córdoba, today, the formula is as riffable as it is refreshing. trib.al/sGLEXmc

Happy #Vanderpump Finale day to all who celebrate

This final confessional from Raquel is all-time. There are no words. #PumpRules

Thank you, @loisaltermark for featuring High Point Creamery in your latest piece for Forbes! 🍦 forbes.com/sites/loisalte…

Chlorpyrifos is a chemical from Dow Chemical Company. It came from the nazis and is a nerve agent that does irreversible brain damage. It was supposed to banned this year, but trump decided to let it be used on fruits and vegetables. Dow gave trump 1 million dollars.

Hey dumbass, global warming doesn’t only mean extreme heat; it means extreme weather. Hot and cold. Maybe buy a thermometer and shove it up your ass. x.com/realdonaldtrum…