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Other people's clouds are just fine, but every time we move part of this system to bare metal I get a little happier and the system gets a little easier for me to understand.

All build tools are obnoxiously self-important, just look at the names of their config files.

I created a small Rails project for a thing we need and the asset pipeline is so, so slow. Like 5-10 seconds for webpack to deal with a minor change to the front-end assets. Am I doing this wrong? Is everyone just OK with it?

This infra project is coming together, we've gone from one node crashing for many different reasons to many nodes crashing for the same reason.

The solution to our current infra problems is clearly to create our own Linux distribution.

I have been accurately segmented

We’re surprisingly poor judges of speed and distance, considering how good we are at throwing.

The solution to our current observability problem is clearly to write another logging library.

Today I saw two men slapfighting in the parking lot of a Noodles & Company.

Walking through the park a little after sunrise. A plaid-shorts-wearing lady yells at a man. “You 👏 look 👏 like 👏 you 👏 suck 👏 dick,” she shouts, clapping as he moves boxes out of an RV and into the back of her ancient Corolla.

I appreciate your work, person who named this gas station “Pump it 24 hours.”

Hell is other people’s kitchens.

No good day starts with three missed calls from the La Puenta Hot Topic.

Here's a janky little tool we use to add Go build dependencies to our Makefiles: github.com/getenv/go-file… It's not good, but it's good enough for us right now.

The most annoying thing about vegans is that they’re right.

I needed a new notebook and found a partially used one on my bookshelf. The last page w writing on it just said

The hardest decision for a “cool” “new” bar in Denver: should we call ourselves Wolf & Noun or Noun & Wolf