nowhere to put my selfies anymore

when you meet a woman who’s homophobic it’s kind of like woah... throwback. didn’t know they still made you guys

“this guy wants a cRaZY moscow mule.” “i can spit in it, is that crazy?” “i would chug it before it even got to the table.”

oh by the way guys, i moved to chicago

The concept of this pissing people off is hysterical because you’ve obviously never attended a single competition dance event in YOUR LIFE. Or attended a concert with backup dancers? The gays are doing CHOREOGRAPHED DANCES!?!? Maybe they’ll start doing anal sex soon too. 🫨

Me as soon as they post church content on their IG story

Mr Beast thinking Rolling Stone magazine is affiliated with The Rolling Stones is so funny, man

i genuinely hope this is the post that really kicks off the mr beast downfall.

why did i read this like i’m being gang stalked

source? i’m very pretty.

do you miss me!?

I WOULD LOVE TO GO SHOT FOR SHOT WITH CHARLIE KIRK BUT IT WOULD ONLY TAKE ONE

“Find what you love and let it kill you,” - Charlie Kirk, probably.

The Try Guys Try Public Execution

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.