Nothing bad will happen to you

It's been said before but It's so incredibly depressing that we're destroying our society and planet to cater to the whims of the most pathetic losers imaginable

Rolled credits on Tears of the Kingdom

yeah I volunteer* *hang out at DXL giving unsolicited fashion advice to the fellas

2021 me. short-lived phase of taking my cat out on walks

Tennessee Williams should have done a play where it's a crisp and pleasant 73 degrees outside and no one is insane

All my foes will be buffaloes as I roam across the vast prairie of success

The USA system provides almost zero opportunities for any zoomer to save time considerably for his uncles.

Looking back through my Letterboxd and I think this is my favorite review

Beautiful day outside. Probably a top 10 summer afternoon. Yes, doesn't get much better than this. I'm gonna watch 3 movies in a row in my apartment with the lights off

Watching The Naked Gun and this is how I feel anytime I have to sing in public

I've decided to quit making speedrun history videos, and start making YTPs instead. I hope you all enjoy Stawn Pars.

Everyone loves lunch you absolute fucking moron