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Me: ok so I've just eaten a massive breakfast, that should be enough for me to last at least an hour without feeling so hungry i might be sick My unborn twins: lol sure, sure

so pleased to have been chosen as a 2023 rising star 🌟 always been a career goal to someday make it on to the list, thank you to The Bookseller!

So unbelievably proud of my Chicken House BFF jazz bartlett love, who is now officially recognized as the superstar that she is ✨✨✨✨✨

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trying to work out how i can do barbenheimer plus two naps and six meals in one day and still be back in time for love island

my contribution to the barbenheimer discourse is that cillian murphy used to live a few roads over from me and one time my housemate saw him in sainsbury's. that's all i've got

absolutely unbearable but unbelievable game 😭🌹 history makers #nwc2023

cannot wait. who do i need to beg for a proof 🥲🙏

publication day for my fave Maz book yet, and that's saying something ⚡️ exclusive sprayed edge edition available via Waterstones, go get yours before they run out!

current waiting list for ‘benign’ gynae is 3 years. hysterectomy is 2-3 years. laparoscopy surgery is 4 years. 3 months for MRI results. 10 weeks for a smear test. 10 years for endo diagnosis. they are distracting you from their incompetency with this. don’t fall for it.

Well this was a very happy surprise! OH MAYA GODS is The Times and The Sunday Times Children’s Book of the Week!! My enormous thanks to Lucy Bannerman for this gorgeous review - I will absolutely cherish it xxx

*COVER REVEAL!* Hello pumpkins! I hope this is a Halloween treat... here is the cover for my next Chicken House GodsSquad book... OH MUMMY MIA! With my enormous thanks as always to amazing illustrator Aleksei Bitskoff and brill designer Steve Wells - OMM will be out 11/4/24!

spent the last two months raising two little future bookworms, and took them to their first bookshop today 📚

Confirmed by conversation with the owner: after a legal challenge from the original “Perfect Fried Chicken”, PFC Forest Hill have rebranded - with the absolute minimum of expense - to “Ferfect Fried Chicken”.

RT 🔒 re baby formula prices U.K.: Important to know: Iceland (the Supermarket) sells baby formula at cost price on principle. It's against the law to promote this discount, hence word of mouth. If you know someone who's struggling to buy formula you can point them there.

just a girl 🙏 standing in front of the NSL 🙏 asking teams to please give us more regular score updates when their games aren't broadcast #NSL2024

Paging anyone entering the Chicken House Times/Chicken House Writing Competition - excellent advice from publishing extraordinaire KL on how to write a query/cover letter 📝 #TimesChickenHouse