i just know if dean is anything like his father he’ll be a GENTLEMAN

tint tint tint

why do people say they want to work on friendships and then NEVER put in the work. don’t make me feel bad after you’re the one slippin

my mom said she’s throwing me an engagement party 😭😭❣️

last year of grad school starts in a few days🤩

you have a kid and everyone forgets about you smh

ITS A NO BONES DAY😴

me

spider monday is on my birthday so if that’s not the best birthday present ever than idk what is #SpiderMan

alex smoked the turkey this year and needless to say it’s was AMAZING. dean ate so much of it he knocked out afterwards. 1000000/10 recommend smoking the turkey next year

After two very stressful and emotional hours i finally copped #SpiderManNoWayHome tickets and i’m crying so hard rn 😭😭 Tom Holland thanks for getting drunk one night and giving us this chance at another marvel masterpiece ❤️

happy #SpiderMonday and happy birthday to me as i just copped tickets🥳🤍

on this day 5 years ago i made a bad decision, i trusted the wrong person, i was nearly killed. this time of year is always rough for me, what gets me through is knowing i’m making the most of my second chance. In 2016, 10,497 people died from drunk driving accidents…i got lucky

you know what’s crazy? how spencer reid is also simon chipmunk like wow

hoping this all works out 🤞🏽

lol sent my brother into costco because i have covid and they took away the membership and didn’t let him get the at home covid tests. alright costco next time i’ll just go in and spread covid everywhere thank you

Fuck it we getting tattoos

BREAKING: #Deadpool3, featuring Hugh Jackman returning as Wolverine, is officially set to release on September 6, 2024!

you ever KNOW you have a bad friend but tell yourself every excuse in the book bc you don’t want to lose another one….bc yea

not for nothing my son will be a honorable and respectable gentleman when he grows up but mind ya business when i also teach him not to let anyone put hands on him…even women.