ain’t no way💀

i need a girl i can spoil, just give her my credit card and let her buy whatever she wants. it’s gonna decline but it’s the thoughts that counts

“the worst she can say is no” her:

when you send a risky text and get the same energy back

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this has to be the funniest interaction ever

LMFAOOOO

this is all a man needs to be happy

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when you finally bag her and realize why she was single

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i need this for my always late ass😭

this so fake, my playlist feels like i be listening to the same 50 songs

ngl my reason for gettin out of bed every morning is “maybe something funny will happen” and i haven’t been disappointed a single time

need a girl like this

me looking at the imaginary camera everytime there’s a plot twist in my life

“what can make you feel better” me:

batman symbol handlebars is INSANE

My wife: I think I pulled a leg muscle Me: let me take a look